Kerragan "Kerry" Soogar

Kerragan "Kerry" Soogar

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Operation Chirping Freedom!

    Today was a great day to sling the bullshit around. After minglin with the snooty uppers at Chrysalis Corp. We all went home and had a great sleep, well at least I did. And at the mornin gatherin of the minds we had to come up with a plan to find out what these little fucks do, who they see, and where they chill. So we came up with this great plan to really stir shit up! Well, at least I helped finish a plan. Near the beginnin I just sort of was too busy eatin my Apple Jacks. I don't know how the idea started but we ended up orderin a fuckin fuck load of crickets to pour into their vents and flush the bastards out. Kila, our Whisper did some tracking of the Marketin Director. While Caylob, our Phantom and my bud, and I made sure we were able to get the little bugs into the system. HAHA Pulled the fuckin grate right off and tore that shit apart! We fucked with a couple cameras and ended up havin to wait till night to go through with the op. Damn security are pretty fast, even if they are Dho-bitches. But a last minute change to add some deer musk to the vents also made it worth the wait. Got Shiny to link us up so when they called for an exterminator, we were the ones to get the call. Kerima, our Shadow, told us that we forgot to get exterminatin gear. Easy fix there! all it took to get it was to walk in like I owned the place and stared down anyone who tried to stop me. Ended up bug bombin some floors and sprayin some others. After that we met back up and waited to see what happens. On one of her watchins Kali saw that the Market chick went into this diner, and didn't come out for a long ass time. So we start casin the joint and wouldn't you know it, we end up finding a few of the other snoots. So I started following our prime target, some high and mighty person in the company. Lady is about my age so she wouldn't be into me. She ends up goin into this hoity-toity bar that doesn't have a live band, fucking place was dull as fuckin ball-peen hammer. But I chatted up some chicks, gave em my number, and dropped my band name (Nekropolis). Then followed her and one other upper Dho-bitch to their next destination. At the second bar I approached one of them, they youngest one, and started chattin her up and talking about music. We exchanged info, and I decided she wasn't so bad for an evil bitch I'm going to beat into a fuckin mess. They all eventually parted ways and the prime target went into the diner and didn't come out. Now it's going to be us going in and stirrin the shit up! I'm sooo lookin forward to fuckin shit up!